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Halloween is just around the corner, and what better way to get into the spooky spirit than with some fun jokes for the kids? Whether you’re planning a haunted house party, trick-or-treating, or just hanging out at home, these silly jokes will have your little monsters laughing all night long.
Grab a pumpkin-spiced treat, gather the family, and get ready for some fang-tastic giggles. From ghosts to goblins, these jokes are sure to tickle everyone’s funny bones (even the skeletons)!
31 Halloween Jokes for Kids
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. What do ghosts like to eat for dessert?
I scream!
3. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
4. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
5. What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?
Wrap music!
6. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
7. Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers!
8. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
9. What kind of monster loves to dance?
The boogieman!
10. Why don’t vampires have reflections?
Because they fang-cy not seeing themselves!
11. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!
12. How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!
13. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He wanted to get the latest blood-curdling news!
14. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
The living room!
15. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid?
It had no guts!
16. What did the mummy say to the zombie?
Stop being such a pain in the neck!
17. Why do ghosts love elevators?
They lift their spirits!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair?
The scary-go-round!
19. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
21. Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
22. What do you call a pumpkin that works out?
A jacked-o’-lantern!
23. What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
24. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll unwind!
25. Why do ghosts love Halloween?
Because it’s all about the boo’s!
26. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trombone!
27. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
28. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo-boos!
29. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
30. What did the ghost say to the vampire?
You’re so vein!
31. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
Rice Creepies!
Get Ready for a Fang-tastic Halloween!
There you have it—31 knee-slapping, spooky jokes that’ll have the whole family howling with laughter. Whether you’re sharing them around the campfire, telling them at a Halloween party, or just having fun with your kids, these jokes are sure to bring out the giggles.
What’s your favorite Halloween joke? Share it in the comments below!
And if you’re looking for more ways to celebrate the season, be sure to check out my other Fall posts, including crafts, recipes, and party ideas to keep the spooky fun going all month long!
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