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Inspiring Autumn Quotes Moms will Love

October 31, 2024

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30 Relatable and Hilarious Autumn Quotes for Moms Who Need a Laugh

Hey Mama! Fall is here, and with it come pumpkin-spice lattes, cozy sweaters, and, of course, all the seasonal joys (and struggles) that come with motherhood. In honor of the season, I’ve put together 30 autumn-themed quotes and pieces of advice that capture the humor and reality of mom life during fall. Whether you’re a fan of hot apple cider or you’re just here for the Halloween candy, I hope these little nuggets bring a smile to your face and a reminder that you’re not alone on this crazy ride called motherhood.

  • The Quotes & Advice
  • Conclusion

The Quotes & Advice

  • Pumpkin spice season means saying, “No, you can’t eat that leaf” at least 50 times. Being a mom during fall: All about stopping the kiddos from taste-testing nature.
  • Moms don’t get “fall break”; we just trade sunscreen for sweaters. Parenting tip: Each season comes with its own unique set of “to-dos.”
  • Carving pumpkins sounds fun until you remember who’s cleaning it up. Mom reality: Every festive activity doubles as a mess for you to clean!
  • Making Halloween costumes is fun… until you’re hot-gluing at midnight. Pro mom hack: Always start Halloween costumes early… or just buy them!
  • I call it a “fall walk,” kids call it, “Can we go home now?” For moms with boys: Enjoying nature requires bribery and snacks on hand.
  • Fall fashion for moms: One cozy sweater and endless laundry. Mom guilt vs. comfort: Yes, you’re wearing the same sweater… again.
  • There’s no “sweater weather” for moms who run after kids 24/7. Mom life reminder: You’ll still sweat through that sweater by noon!
  • Moms know, there’s no such thing as “fall cleaning”—we’re still on spring! Motherhood hack: Cleaning seasons are imaginary; just embrace the mess.
  • Autumn means spending 20 minutes bundling up kids for a 5-minute walk. Tip: The layers are for peace of mind, not practicality.
  • Halloween candy is for the kids… until they go to bed. Treat yourself: Just one mini chocolate bar (or two, or three…)
  • The leaves may fall, but my patience level stays low. Parenting humor: Autumn patience? Low. Enjoying the colors? High!
  • Parenting tip: Do not attempt apple picking with toddlers alone. Seasonal advice: Apple-picking success requires backup—and snacks!
  • Family photos in fall: A battle of bribes, poses, and patience. Mom advice: Get those family pics done fast—then let everyone relax.
  • Fall may be pumpkin spice season, but it’s also “cold season” for moms. Stock up: Tissues and warm drinks—essential for fall with kids.
  • Halloween with kids: dressing them up only for them to refuse photos. Note to self: Halloween costumes look best on the hanger!
  • Parenting hack: Let the kids rake leaves. It’ll entertain them for five minutes. Fall fun: The mess is worth the giggles—at least for a few minutes.
  • Fall means baking all the pies… and hiding a slice for yourself. Mom survival tip: Always save a slice before the kids dig in!
  • Cold hands, warm coffee. That’s the mom survival kit this season. Warmth tip: Hot coffee + cozy gloves = happy mom.
  • Every autumn, my mom guilt competes with my need for “me time.” Advice for moms: Self-care isn’t selfish—it’s seasonal sanity!
  • Fall means “one more blanket” on everyone’s bed every week. Cold-weather parenting: Layer those blankets and keep the peace.
  • In autumn, my car’s cupholders are 80% pinecones, 20% coffee cups. Mom-car status: Nature-filled and caffeinated, as every mom’s car should be.
  • For moms, fall crafts mean one hour of cleaning up glitter. Crafting reminder: Glitter is forever—consider “no mess” crafts!
  • Halloween decorations: the only things in my house I let get dusty. Seasonal honesty: Dust doesn’t bother me when it’s “decorative.”
  • Autumn parenting: making “nature walks” to tire out the kids. Mom energy hack: “Let’s go outside” translates to “Let’s hope for nap time.”
  • Cold weather means snack stash in every coat pocket. Mom wisdom: A snack per pocket keeps the hangry at bay.
  • Sweater weather for my kids, but mom gets the usual coffee spills. Fall fashion advice: No matter the season, coffee stains are inevitable.
  • The thermostat war: kids say it’s too cold, mom says it’s cozy. Stay cozy: Embrace the blanket pile instead of adjusting the heat.
  • Baking with kids means flour everywhere… even in their hair.Messy but worth it: Fall baking brings memories—and lots of cleanup.
  • Fall goal: Drink all the pumpkin spice coffee while it’s still hot. Mom life hack: Sip fast—those kids are coming for you!
  • October means hiding the candy where only mom can find it. Halloween trick: That secret candy stash? Pure genius for mom survival.

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Conclusion

So there you have it, mama—30 fall quotes and tidbits to bring a laugh (or sigh of relief) this season. Motherhood is no walk in the park (especially during “fall walks”!), but with a sense of humor and a few tricks up our sleeves, we can make it through.

Share this post with a fellow mom who needs a laugh, and let’s toast our pumpkin spice lattes to another fabulous fall in mom life!


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