Relatable Mom Humor: 20 Funny Fall Quotes You’ll Love

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When Fall Shows Up but Summer Won’t Leave: Funny Mom Quotes You’ll Totally Relate To

You know that awkward time of year when your porch is covered in pumpkins but your AC is still blasting? Yeah… welcome to fummer — that fake fall season where your heart says cozy sweaters but your body says pit stains.

If you’re a mom trying to sip pumpkin spice while sweating through your leggings and cozy cardigans, these funny fall quotes are for you.

So grab your iced PSL (because hot coffee is still a no-go), scroll through these sarcastic gems, and save your favorites to Pinterest to laugh about later — preferably when it actually cools down.

20 Funny Fall Quotes for Moms Who Are Still Sweating

(Right-click or tap and hold to save to Pinterest — or share them with your best mom friend who’s also pretending it’s sweater weather!)

1.Fall has officially RSVP’d…but summer clearly didn’t get the memo.

2. Can someone please tell summer it’s time to go home?

3. Pumpkin spice candles are lit, my sweaters are begging for attention, but NOPE – Mother Nature still has me sweating like I’m in a hot yoga class I never signed up for.

4. Fall showed up, but summer’s still hanging out on the couch eating my snacks.

5. The only thing falling faster than the leaves is my patience.

6. Pumpkin spice in my cup, but sweat stains on my shirt. Thanks, summer

7. Fall is here, but summer’s acting like the houseguest who won’t leave.

8. It’s October, but my AC bill still thinks it’s July.

9. Mother Nature: PSL season. My thermostat: beach season.

10. Summer is basically the neighbor who keeps borrowing sugar and never leaves.

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11. It’s October, but summer is still hanging around like glitter after a craft project.

12. I lit a candle and summer said, “Cute. Anyway, here’s 92 degrees.”

13. Fall fashion is cute, but sweating in my cardigan is not.

14. Mother Nature clearly didn’t get the PSL memo.

15. Dear Summer: We’re breaking up. Please stop showing up at my house.

16. Summer, you’re the guest who won’t leave.

17. Fall said sweater weather. Summer said “Nope.”

18. Carving pumpkins…in shorts

19. Mother Nature: pick a season, babe.

20. My fall candles say cozy. My thermostat says AC.

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Why Moms Love These Fall Vibes

Because honestly, we’ve earned the right to laugh about it. We’ve been dreaming about pumpkin patches, flannels, and that one perfect Target mug since August… and yet here we are, still melting like a popsicle at football practice.

These quotes are just for fun — a little reminder that you’re not the only one fanning yourself while pretending it’s chilly enough for chili.

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How to Share the Laughs

Want to help other moms feel seen (and sweaty)?
✅ Save these quotes to your Fall Humor Pinterest board
✅ Share your favorite on Instagram and tag @onetopknotmama
✅ Send to your mom group chat with “this is SO me right now”

Because motherhood is way more fun when we’re laughing through the weather confusion together. 🍁💛

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Before You Go

If you loved these funny fall quotes, stick around — there’s plenty more mom-life humor, free printables, and sarcastic survival guides where that came from.

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