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Well, well, well, mamas! Another year survived in the chaotic world of momhood. As we gear up for the rollercoaster that is 2023, let’s chat about those New Year’s resolutions. Buckle up, because we’re about to make ’em fun, attainable and hilariously realistic. Because, let’s face it, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?
The Mama Struggle is Real
Before we dive into the resolutions, let’s just take a moment to appreciate the struggle that is motherhood. From diaper blowouts to toddler tantrums, we’ve seen it all. So, why not embark on this resolution journey with a hefty dose of humor? Grab your coffee (or wine, no judgment here), and let’s get real about setting goals that won’t leave us questioning our life choices.
The reality is, as moms, we’re often superheroes without capes, juggling a million tasks while trying to keep our sanity intact. So, when it comes to resolutions, let’s not kid ourselves with unrealistic expectations. We’re not here to conquer the world; we’re here to survive it with style.
Unrealistic Expectations? Not Here!
Say goodbye to those pie-in-the-sky resolutions that make you roll your eyes. We’re all about setting goals that are as down-to-earth as the Cheerios your toddler spilled on the floor this morning. Realism is the name of the game, ladies.
This year, let’s embrace the chaos and find joy in the messy moments. Those picture-perfect Instagram moms might have color-coordinated playrooms, but we take pride in our chaos-coordinated chaos. Our resolutions will reflect the beauty in imperfection because, let’s be honest, perfection is overrated.
Reflecting on Chaos: The New Mom Meditation
Before we jump into the resolution mayhem, take a deep breath. And another one. Done? Great! Now, think about the chaos that makes up your everyday mom life. Embrace it, because, let’s be real, chaos is our normal.
Remember the days when a hot cup of coffee was an achievable goal? Well, it’s time to reclaim those stolen sips. Our New Year’s resolutions aren’t about adding more chaos to the mix; they’re about finding moments of peace within the storm. So, amidst the spilled milk and scattered toys, let’s set goals that bring a touch of calm to the daily madness.
Setting Resolutions the Mom Way
1. Daily Survival Moments:
Commit to surviving each day without losing your sanity. Bonus points if you manage to find your keys in under five minutes. The chaos may be our constant companion, but let’s navigate it with ease. Embrace the survival mode, mama!
2. Consistent Bedtime Routine (For You, Not Just the Kids):
Establish a consistent bedtime routine that involves zero arguments about one more story or a glass of water. Your bedtime routine should include Netflix, comfy PJs, and maybe some snacks you don’t have to share. Because who says bedtime routines are only for kids? Bonus points if you set some time away from your phone. Screen time right before bed isn’t good for you anyway, right?
3. Scheduled Me-Time (Because Sanity Matters):
Dedicate time each week to “me-time.” Whether it’s hiding in the bathroom for an extra five minutes or pretending you didn’t hear the kids fighting over toys, find those precious moments for your own sanity. Sit in your car, belt out your favorite song like no one’s watching.
Mom guilt, meet mom bliss.
4. Family Mealtime Rituals (Without Food Fights):
Prioritize family mealtime by incorporating rituals that don’t involve spaghetti on the ceiling or peas catapulted across the room. Bonus if everyone sits at the table for at least five minutes without someone declaring they’re done. Because nothing says “family bonding” like a meal without flying food.
Ask your kids what was the favorite part of their day. What did they learn? What do they hope for tomorrow? Did they do anything kind for someone else? Go around the table and have everyone included. You too, mama. Your kids should hear your thoughts too!
5. Digital Detox Moments (Goodbye, Mom Guilt):
Introduce intentional moments of digital detox for both you and the kids. Declare a “No Screens” hour where you all rediscover the lost art of conversation. Or just enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts. Because unplugging is the new luxury, and you deserve it.
Play a board game, card game, or make up your own game! Create a story. Go on a family walk. Read a book out loud to your kids. Anything to keep your kids engaged but not on their screens.
Nurturing Your Inner Queen
As you embark on this journey of resolutions, remember, it’s all about the journey, not the destination. Celebrate the victories, big or small, and laugh off the mishaps. Because let’s be honest, life with kids is one hilarious adventure.
Our humor is our shield against the chaos. So, let those resolutions be a testament to your wit, your resilience, and your ability to find the funny in the frazzled. Give yourself some grace. Laughter is the best medicine, after all!
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Embracing the Beautiful Chaos
In the grand tapestry of mom life, our resolutions are the colorful threads that weave through the messiness. So, here’s to a year filled with laughter, lightheartedness, and the undeniable strength that comes from being a mom.
May your resolutions be as wild as your kids and your sense of humor be as sharp as your multitasking skills.
P.S. If your resolutions involve hiding in the closet for a solo dance party, we’re totally on board.
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