The Best Easter Letterboard Quotes for Moms – Funny, Witty & Adorable!

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Hoppy Easter, Moms! 50+ Funny Letterboard Quotes to Celebrate the Easter Season

Spring has sprung, the Easter Bunny is making his rounds, and let’s be real—if you don’t have a letterboard with a clever quote, is it even a holiday? Whether you’re in full-on Pinterest-mom mode or just looking for a laugh in between stuffing plastic eggs, I’ve got you covered with Easter-themed letterboard quotes that are funny, cute, and just the right amount of sassy. These also make great Instagram and other social media captions if you are feeling uninspired!

For the Moms Who Are Running on Caffeine and Chocolate:

• “Fueled by coffee & Easter candy.”
• “Some-bunny bring me more coffee.”
• “Chocolate eggs don’t have calories if they’re eaten before noon. Science.”
• “Official taste tester for all the Easter candy.”
• “Easter: The one time it’s socially acceptable to eat chocolate for breakfast.”
• “This mom runs on Dunkin’ and Cadbury eggs.”
• “I like my coffee how I like my Easter chocolate—never-ending.”
• “Caution: Approach only if offering caffeine or sugar.”
• “Coffee first, egg hunt second.”
• “Mom’s Easter survival kit: coffee, chocolate, and a locked bathroom door.”
• “Don’t talk to me before my second Peep.”

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For the Moms Who Know the Chaos is Coming:

• “Ready, set, egg hunt… and may the odds be ever in your favor.”
• “Why do we hide eggs? Because if we put them in plain sight, the kids still wouldn’t find them.”
• “Hiding eggs is easy. Remembering where I hid them? Not so much.”
• “Parenting level: Stuffed 100 eggs and told the kids the Easter Bunny did it.”
• “One does not simply ‘casually’ dye eggs.”
• “Easter egg hunts: Where moms do all the work and kids take all the credit.”
• “Baskets, eggs, candy—oh my! Easter chaos is here.”
• “Easter morning: Before coffee, it’s just survival mode.”
• “Step 1: Hide eggs. Step 2: Forget where. Step 3: Find them in July.”
• “Mom’s Easter tip: Put a few ‘decoy’ eggs to slow them down.”
• “Nothing says Easter like stepping on a rogue jellybean at 2 AM.”

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For the Moms Who Appreciate a Good Pun:

• “Don’t worry, be hoppy!”
• “Chillin’ with my peeps.”
• “Hoppy Easter, ya filthy animal.”
• “No bunny loves you like I do.”
• “Bun intended.”
• “That’s all, yolks!”
• “What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite music genre? Hip-hop.”
• “Yolk’s on you if you thought I was ready for this holiday.”
• “Shell-ebrating Easter one chocolate egg at a time.”
• “Egg-stra special, just like my coffee (and patience level).”
• “I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it!”

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For the Moms Who Keep It Real:

• “The Easter Bunny and I both agree: Mom deserves all the chocolate.”
• “Behind every good Easter Bunny is an exhausted mom who did all the work.”
• “I told the kids I ate their candy… April Fools!”
• “Dyeing eggs & my sanity.”
• “Easter brunch calories don’t count, right?”
• “I hide eggs better than I hide my online shopping.”
• “Pinterest said I’d enjoy this. Pinterest lied.”
• “Mom’s secret Easter tradition? Sneaking the best candy after bedtime.”
• “Turns out, dyeing eggs with kids is just asking for a pastel disaster.”
• “Easter prep: 10% fun, 90% cleaning up a sugar tornado.”
• “I spent weeks planning Easter, and the kids only care about the candy.”

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For the Moms Who Love a Little Sass:

• “I’m just here for the mimosas & brunch.”
• “Fluffier than a marshmallow Peep, but I own it.”
• “Warning: May be hiding in the bathroom eating Easter candy.”
• “Easter is like Christmas, but with fewer gifts and more sugar crashes.”
• “You call it ‘stealing candy,’ I call it the Mom Tax.”
• “Hippity hoppity, get off my property.”
• “I prepped Easter like a pro… and I’m still exhausted.”
• “Some moms make Pinterest-worthy baskets. I’m just here for the discount candy on Monday.”
• “Let’s be real: The Easter Bunny is just Mom in sweatpants at midnight.”
• “If you need me, I’ll be hiding in the pantry eating Reese’s eggs.”
• “Mama’s got 99 problems, and 98 of them are from Easter sugar highs.”

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For the Sentimental Moms (Just in Case You’re Feeling Mushy):

• “Some-bunny loves you.”
• “Egg-stra grateful for this little family of mine.”
• “Easter blessings & bunny kisses.”
• “Springtime, sunshine, and the ones I love most.”
• “May your basket be full & your heart even fuller.”
• “Every bunny needs some-bunny sometimes.”
• “The best Easter eggs are the memories we make.”
• “This Easter, I’m counting blessings instead of eggs.”
• “Sunshine, laughter, and my little chicks—what more could I ask for?”
• “There’s nothing sweeter than an Easter spent with family.”
• “Some things are better than chocolate—like the joy in my kids’ eyes.”

Whether you’re going for giggles, puns, or a little mom-truth humor, these letterboard quotes will make your Easter extra fun (and Instagram-worthy). Let me know in the comments which one is your favorite—or share your own genius Easter quips!

If you are looking for the perfect letterboard to add to your home decor, consider THIS one. I love the frame and stand it comes with. And the box comes with so much more than just individual letters! There’s shapes, emojis, inspirational words and symbols. The possibilities are endless!

Happy Easter, mamas! Now, go enjoy that chocolate before the kids find it.

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